"She prefers the balls to slabs"

"She couldn't put her face on anything else"

"Hey remember grinding? Yeah and your thighs would be sore the next day from deep knee bends"

"Are these the undies you had on the last time I sparkled your bum"

"If it's in your hair you have to wash it, you can't brush that out"

"So he didnt put the P. in the V."

"If he doesn't go balls deep it doesn't count"

"Don't worry I have got the gas to"

"So who all took their shirt off"

"You mean she had to tuck in her bush?"

"You know, it's heavy like a dodo"

"I am pumped for this because me touring a brewery is like Charlie touring the chocolate factory"

"This better be sexy"

"Your looking a little Lady Gaga stroker face in that picture"

"I wouldn't date me but I 'd F@*$ me"

"I like anything that plugs into anything"

"I must have Swinger tattooed to my forehead"

"The word tits is under used"

"That's why your my pimp"

"I know nothing about everthing"